WE LOVE PLEATHER, IT MAKE US SMILE,

TO SEE PLEATHER, WE'D WALK A MILE,

THE WORKDAY GOES FASTER AND IS HAPPIER BY FAR,

WHEN WE TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WERARING PLEATHER WE'VE SEEN FROM OUR CAR.

WE SEE THEM IN THE MALL, WALKING SIDE BY SIDE,

IN ALL COLORS AND SIZES, FROM NARROW TO WIDE.

WE SEE PLEATHER IN BARS, ATTRACTING THE BABES,

WE SEE THEM IN TRUCKS, WORKING IN THE TRADES.

PLEATHER IS GLORIOUS WHEN THEY SHINE IN THE LIGHT,

WOULDN'T PLEATHER LOOK GREAT AND SO FINE IN THE NIGHT!

PLEATHER IS FUN, AND WE ALL KNOW IT TOO

IF SADDAM HAD WORE PLEATHER, WORLD PEACE WOULD ENSUE..

SO PLEATHER IS US, WE TRULY EXCLAIM,

FOR WE LOVE THE FAKE STUFF WITH THE FUNNY NAME!